Minh and Connie go to Laos for vacation. Khan is alone at home, and Peggy makes Hank promise to check on him. Strickland wants a big promotion to sell grills and puts Han ...

Dale attempts to give Joseph the sex talk but fails to, and takes a test claiming he has dementia leading to him joining a mental home, but then realizes he has to get ou ...

To relieve his loneliness, Bill takes in some roommates. They include a former pin up girl. a Russian who deals in high-end fashion knockoffs and Principal Moss. ...

Hank is shocked when his mother announces she is marrying a man she has only known for a few weeks. Soon after, the newlyweds celebrate by purchasing an RV and heading to ...

Bobby becomes a steak critic. ...

When Bobby is befriended by a trio of older girls, Hank worries his son is being emasculated; and Hank and the guys build the ultimate homeless cart for a local bum. ...

Everybody on Rainey Street is put off by the Canadian family that moves into Boomhauer's house for the summer. ...

John Redcorn helps LuAnn produce a series of Manger Babies DVDs, but she learns the hard way that success in the children's entertainment industry is fleeting. ...

Hank is ostracized for his lack of positive support for Bobby in the South Arlen youth baseball league. ...

Hank finds out that he is executor of Cotton's will, which includes flushing his ashes down general Patton's toilet. Meanwhile, Dale and Bill go through a nasty dudevorce ...

As the Fourth of July nears, Bobby becomes an overzealous born again Christian after attending Lucky's evangelical church, and destroys Hank's giant Uncle Sam decoration, ...

Nancy gets a job as an anchor at a Dallas television station, but will Dale be able to survive in Arlen without her? ...

Peggy and Bobby try to impress a trendy mother and daughter that they meet in Bobby's cotillion class, while Hank finds a good new restaurant but hates the seating arrang ...

Hank breaks his nose practicing for a state championship flag football rematch. But when he gets it fixed by a plastic surgeon, it's so perfect that he doesn't want to pl ...

Bobby plays his guilt-ridden parents against each other after they forget to pick him up at the mall, but the move backfires when Hank and Peggy adopt a new strategy. Mea ...

Hank's boss is invited to the National Propane Gas Concention to be inducted into the Oropane Hall of Fame, and Hank accompanies him; Hank's boss stays out late with his ...

When Peggy plans a baby shower for Luanne, Lucky invites his sister Myrna and her children to the party. Myrna has conflicting parenting information to give Luanne, and i ...

Hank butts heads with Wesley Cherish, a newcomer to Arlen, after the two jointly start a Scouting-type group called the Order of the Arrow. Hank believes that Wesley is b ...

By observing Bill as an average consumer, Peggy, Dale, and Minh make a fortune in the stock market. But when Bill learns that he is being watched, the gravy train comes t ...

Tom Landry Middle School labels Bobby and some of his other lazy classmates as special needs students so that they don't have to take and fail the standardized test and l ...

Hank runs into trouble with a temperamental co-worker who is promoted to co-assistant manager after Strickland Propane puts up its own MySpace page. ...

Ted Wassonasong buys a house in Hank's neighborhood, tears it down, and builds a cheaply-made McMansion in its place. ...

Buck is looking for an easy way for Strickland Propane to go green, and Dale is ready to take advantage of him and the situation. ...

Bill begins acting like a paraplegic after his doctor diagnoses him with diabetes and tells him to get a wheelchair. ...

Peggy's jailbird brother (Luanne's father) comes to town, and commits another crime; and Lucky feels sorry for him, so he takes the blame. ...

Bobby temporarily becomes man of the house and Hank becomes the laughing stock of the neighborhood when everybody discovers that he's afraid of bats. ...

Hank accidentally drives a mild-mannered man over the edge when he takes the man's wallet from him, incorrectly assuming that the man had just stolen his. ...

When Peggy's birthday celebrations promise to disappoint her once again, she decides to plan her own party aboard a train that features a murder-mystery play. ...

A private academy bribes Dale into enrolling Joseph to play quarterback, but he soon learns that his family doesn't fit in because they're not rich. ...

Peggy hires actors and writes a script to help her open house for a home she can't sell. But instead of selling the house in question, she gets carried away and winds up ...

Kahn uses karaoke to boost his self confidence and to help cope with his domineering father-in-law's latest visit. ...

Peggy makes drastic changes around the home after a pop family therapist has her convinced that their family is having intimacy problems, which only pushes Hank and Bobby ...